reason # 10 torque of a v twin with the areodynamics of a vespa
reason # 9 full warranty on all visible mechanical parts if no modifications done
reason # 8 kicked the tires didnt look under the hood
reason # 7dealer was willing to give a great price
reason # 6 invisible to radar (or at least doesnt get any tickets)
reason # 5 vomit washes off easily
reason # 4 owner doesnt live on pacific coast
reason # 3 comes with twelve live gerbils
reason # 2 doesn't require training wheels (but are optional)
reason # 1 mom wont think its a real motorcycle (or any one else for that matter)